Too sarcastic to be poetic

Jess.21.I like what I post and I post what I like. Enjoy :)

HOGWARTS
{ wear }

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

kar-kat-dennings:

WHAT ABOUT THE MUGGLE-BORN KIDS WHO GO TO HOGWARTS BUT DECIDE THEY WANT MUGGLE JOBS AT THE END OF IT
WHAT DO THEY DO
IMAGINE TRYING TO APPLY FOR AN ENGINEERING DEGREE WHEN YOU HAVEN’T GOT A SINGLE GCSE BUT YOU DO HAVE “O.W.L.”S IN “DEFENCE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS” AND “TRANSFIGURATION”