the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far
Disney Challenge Day 4: Favourite Prince
coldplay albums + color palettes
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
*puts a cigarette in my mouth* its a metaphor *lights it* the metaphor is “fuck john green”