Rise of the Tomb Raider trailer shown at E3.
laughing so hard because this is so accurate
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
The puppies probably think he’s just a big bald puppy
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
why can’t I stop laughing
Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.
Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone
when u beat a game with a sad ending
shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else